It's Friday, and we think you need a dose of low-grade humor. So here goes:
Q: What do you call a carpenter working in a
electrical panel?
A: Dead!
Q: How many plumbers does it take to screw in a light bulbs?
A: Three - A boss to tell a plumber, a plumber to tell a helper, a helper to get his
electrician friend to do it on the side
Q:
Do you know how an electrician tells if he's working with AC or DC
power?
A: If it's AC, his teeth
chatter when he grabs the conductors. If it's DC, they just clamp
together.
And finally....
A HVAC contractor dies on in a fishing accident on his 40th
birthday and
finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.
St. Peter
runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!"
"Congratulations for what?" asks the HVAC contractor.
"Congratulations for what?" says St. Peter. "We are
celebrating the
fact that you lived to be 160 years old."
"But that's not true," says the HVAC contractor. "I only lived
to be forty."
"That's impossible," says St. Peter, "we added up your
time sheets."
